Little guy, little esteem?

"I'm noun too you know... "
   -Elder Larkin in a fairly depressed voice

Well I do, every time

"The next time we see a poor, foreign, stoned person, we're all going to die laughing!"
- Sister Leavitt

A Prediction:

"Now, when you get home, you're not going to marry some bozo who chews gum, wears fancy clothes, and wants to sit around and watch her soaps all day"
  -President Ostler

...what?

"So we need to buy some cockroach poison..."
   -Elder Manning

"And some mind-your-own-business sauce."
   -Elder Livingston